Various reasons, some exciting happenings, some not so great. Ultimately it’s because I’m rapidly turning into this man:
I bet this man does not have a blog. If he did, I would like to read it.
“Got so mad at the lawnmower I blew it up with my shotgun. Neighbor across the street yellin’ at me to not drink the whiskey in front of her kids. I should shoot her too, shut her trap. I love George Bush and God bless the USA. I got the right to bear arms, constitutional item #4 gives that to me. So boo-ya.”