Sometimes I receive work e-mails that pain me:
“We are proud to announce the launch the first Phase of the newest <corporate department name removed> Web site – the exciting and brand new <corporate acronym> site!
In order to help promote our newly joint region and increase overall awareness of <corporate division> to not only employees and management but also the global <acronym> team, our <corporate acronym> clients and stakeholders, this site centralizes material and tools to better communicate our <acronym> achievements, share people stories and best practices after the integration as well as continue to advocate the business objectives and strategy within each business segment. The new site will serve as your “One Stop Shop” for all your <corporate acronym> resource needs.”
I feel like I’m witnessing the launch of the Dunder Mifflin paper-buying website.