Last night at home in Florida, tomorrow I’m off to Paris.
Twitter snippets from my brief stay here:
Pastels, palm trees, and hawaiian shirts greet me as soon as I step off the plane. I know i’m in Florida. American sloth, here I come!
My visiting aunt has been putting her dentures in a glass next to my toothbrush. I don’t want to use the sink anymore.
Question from me to my aunt this morning: “Do you need your teeth? I’m going to take a shower.”
Last night at home. Time for the “someone is visiting, let’s take them out” family dinner. Greasy cheap all-you-can-eat buffet, hurrah!
My 60+ year old aunt left her panties in the shower. On the handle to turn the water on. What did I do to deserve this?