When I signed up for Xbox Live years ago, I chose “Hello Kitty” as my gamertag. I thought it would be fun to slaughter people at games like Halo or Gears of War and hear them scream out, “#!$@ I got killed by Hello Kitty again!”
What I did not expect were the types of people that would try to add me as a friend on Xbox Live based on my gamertag.
Here was a recent one.
Gamertag: 0oH3LLO KiTTYo0
Name: Sonia
Bio: “THERE I WAS IN A CAVE IN HELLO KITTY ISLAND WERE ALL OF SUDDEN THE GREAT BEAR ATTACKED ME I RAN UNTIL I WAS IN THE END OF A CLIFF THERE I SAW A MAGIC WAND AND HELLO KITTY HOLDING IT IT WAS AN EPIC BATTLE AND SHE CAME OUT VICTORIUS SO I GAVE HER SOME MEOW MIX SHE PURRED LIKE A WALRUS SEXY”
Voice message 1: “Hey I just want to be friends, I love Hello Kitty too. You can add me please so we could play games together. ‘K? Byyeeeeeee!”
Voice message 2 (sent 1 minute after message 1): “I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND… PLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEE! ‘K BYE!”
Written on the HP Mini 1000 while in front of the tv thinking about which game to play before the weekend ends and Monday begins.
Posted by Fluff on January 27, 2009 at 2:56 am
you stole my gamertag -.- for serious
Posted by talk19 on January 27, 2009 at 10:23 am
@Fluff – liar, liar, pants on fire! I was on the original beta for Xbox Live so no gamertags had been taken yet. :)
Speaking of that, one of the first gamertags registered was: “X”